The Lighter side of Dentistry

 
"Don't worry sir, we don't charge per tooth"
     

GRAFFITI: People with gold fillings put their money where their mouth is......

50% of the people who should, don't go to the dentist....

Chew on that while you can.....

 

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we don't give discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde !"

     

Patient to Dentist "How much to get my teeth straightened ?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient "Where are you going ?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

 
Stammering Charlie to dentist's sexy secretary "I have an appointment to get my morals - er molars checked."
     
 
A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentist's surgery in an obvious state of agitation. The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed. So he tried to calm her down again even though he was losing patience. Almost immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, Then - realising that the dentist had begun glaring at her, she said, "Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I hate dentists. Why, I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled". The dentist replied: "Well Miss, better make up your mind fast so that I can adjust the chair accordingly."
 
     
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, "Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? "The dentist replies " Sure you will! " The patient replies "Great, I couldn't play a note before! "
 
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!' The guy all surprised says "Yes... how did you figure that out?' The girl says: "Easy... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another. They make love. After they were done, the girl says: "You must be a GREAT dentist: "The guy was very surprised and says: "Yes, I sure am a great dentist... How did you figure that out?' The girl says: "Easy... I didn't feel a thing"
     
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. "He's a fake !" he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else."